How to Have an Affair

How to Have an Affair

February 1st, 2012 // 2:27 pm @

How to Have an Affair- From a Woman’s Point of View

Let me first start by saying I do not condone cheating, but I think if you are going to do it, then do it right.  First, men often get caught cheating because they lose interest and or stop paying attention to their mate.  So, remain consistent.  Don’t stop having sex.  Continue to do the things that you did before the desire to cheat arose.

Now, let’s choose the person.  Will it be a co-worker?  The trainer at the gym?  An old flame? Whoever it is, they MUST do something better than your spouse/mate.  Whether it’s sex, conversation, basketball even!  Most importantly, they must also be more attractive!  Nothing sucks more than seeing the person who your mate cheated with and they are ghastly.

Location!  Location! Location! No cheating in the house!  No cheating in the house! Had to say it twice because this one is very important.  You are not looking to go coffin shopping; you just want to have a little fun.

So, now onto the actual cheating.  Try some new things.  Maybe even learn some new tricks to spice things up in your real relationship.  No kissing, no cuddling, no intimate conversations.  Never lose sight of the fact that this is not a relationship, it’s just sex.  There should also be no sleepovers or lingering after sex.  Get in and out.

Never discuss your home life with the side piece.  This is another big problem when it comes to men and their cheating.  They, the men, make the side chick feel too important.  They have her, the side chick, feeling like she can walk in your shoes and take your place.  So, in no uncertain terms, make sure this guy knows he is not your man.  You don’t want him to be your man because you already have one at home.

Last thing, and most important, do not stay too long at the fair.  Get in, have your fun, and get out.  Do not get caught up, pregnant, or even consider taking this relationship to another level.  Remember, the other side of the grass is DIRT!

Happy Cheating!



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