(My) Tongue & (Your) Clit
January 23rd, 2012 // 5:13 pm @ Janine and Alane
(My) Tongue & (your) clit no foreplay no warning no sexual energy exchanged when I unzip your jeans push them down toss panties aside lay you on the side of the bed spread your pink lips exposing your clit slowly circling with my tongue smelling your excitement licking just the clit up and down two […]
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Cries of Ecstasy
January 23rd, 2012 // 12:10 pm @ Janine and Alane
Cries of Ecstasy I paced the floors for hours Waiting for you to arrive, And when you finally got here I kissed and hugged you tight. I led you to my bedroom Where I stripped you bare, And I attached you to restraints Placed with loving care. You looked at me so lovingly As you […]
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Morning Sex
January 23rd, 2012 // 10:07 am @ Janine and Alane
Morning Sex It starts out More need than want You pull my panties down Just low enough Half asleep Your first thrust My eyes fly wide Open A steady rock A dance from behind On our sides Not for long You roll Get on top My face buried in the pillow My ass rises to […]
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Worst Things to Say in the Bedroom
January 21st, 2012 // 8:48 am @ Janine and Alane
Worst Things to Say in the Bedroom My sister said you were great in bed. I guess we have different standards. Was that it? Are you in? How long is this going to take? I have a date at nine. Should I pay now or after? Do you take credit cards? I want a refund! […]
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Ask the Sexpert
January 20th, 2012 // 4:04 pm @ Janine and Alane
Q. My boyfriend’s penis is really large and I can feel it in my stomach when we are having sex. Is there a possibility he can damage something inside of me? A. Technically no, but he can cause pain and shift birth control devices. I think what’s more important is that the two of you […]
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Ask the Sexpert
January 20th, 2012 // 2:04 pm @ Janine and Alane
Q. I’ve heard all about the “g-spot” orgasm, but I’ve never had one. Are there any special techniques or positions that I should try with my partner? A. The g-spot orgasm can be extremely pleasurable and in some cases causes the woman to ejaculate, or squirt. The trick to stimulate the g-spot manually is to […]
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Funniest Things to Say in the Bedroom
January 20th, 2012 // 10:24 am @ Janine and Alane
Funniest Things to Say in the Bedroom I thought it would be bigger? Is that it? Hey Mom! I think I’m in. Is that your stomach? Have we met? How long will this take? Stop! Stop! Stop!…I think I have a cramp! Red light, Green light, 123 Conjunction junction. What’s your function? This doesn’t […]
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15 Minute Orgasm
January 20th, 2012 // 8:11 am @ Janine and Alane
Taken from Cosmopolitan.com Step 1: First, get undressed and lie on your back using a pillow for neck support. Your legs should be bent and spread, feet together in butterfly position. If this makes your hips uncomfortable on one or both sides, just put pillows underneath the knees. Your guy should sit to your right […]
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Dear Mr Big
January 19th, 2012 // 12:12 pm @ Janine and Alane
Dear Mr Big, I am writing this letter to complain about a few things. My husband no longer speaks to me and I fear that we may be on the road to splitsville. Why you ask? Well, since you are considerably bigger than he is; he has expressed concern on several occasions about the condition […]
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Passion’s Flames
January 16th, 2012 // 8:00 am @ Janine and Alane
A touch, soft and tender. A whisper, full of desire A gasp of sweet surrender As passion fuels the fire No words spoken between them No promises to be kept No lies being told tonight No looking back – no regrets Longing to hold each other Such precious little time Both vowed to another Being […]
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