Sexy & Single in New York

Sexy & Single in New York

May 23rd, 2012 // 10:42 am @

Male Nags


“We need to talk”…

If that statement isn’t like nails on a chalkboard, I don’t know what is. Why do you have to announce it? Simply talk. Speak your piece. No need to schedule a time or even set up the completely unnecessary drama surrounding the announcement that is probably bad news. Just tell me what’s on your mind.


Five annoying Men:


1.  Mr. Phone Sherlock- Stay out of my dam phone! What exactly are you looking for?  I feel phone searching is a huge violation of privacy, especially, if I don’t violate your space or privacy.


2.  Mr. I don’t Want To Break Up, But I don’t Want To Be Together Either- just tell me the truth. I absolutely hate it when men pull away instead of just being honest about their loss of interest. Things happen, people grow apart. Women get crazier when trying to figure out what they did wrong instead of being told up front that it just isn’t working.


3.  Mr. Inability To Commit To A Plan- why must men clam up when asked to agree to a plan or activity more than 15 minutes in the future. No one is asking for a vow of undying love and commitment, I just want to know what you are doing on Saturday.


4.  Mr. It Wasn’t Me- yes it was!  I saw you! Please don’t lie to me about something that can easily be disputed, like the day of week or time of day.


5. Mr. I Can’t Take You Out Because Of…-really dude? Either it’s your busy work schedule; you don’t have extra money for tolls/dinner/and a movie, or your kid’s school play, whatever! Dating me doesn’t mean we watch movies at my or your house, one of us cooks, and we end the night “cuddling”. If you didn’t have enough time and money to date me then do us both a favor…don’t.

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